What I did on my day off

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You know what? Owls terrify me. I had a dream last night that there was an owl at the foot of my bed and I mentally pissed my pants. With all that swivelling head stuff and the whole “I can spot a baby mouse from a mile away with my spidey senses”, I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what conditions gave rise to that abomination. Like, if we ever screw up and genetically mutate the owls to be human sized, it’s over for us. No seriously, I’m going to jump into my cyber truck and drive to Jupiter if that’s the case. And no, you can’t come.

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